gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

gaylord faggot by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

gaylord faggot

A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.

"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

gaylord faggot by Gaylord_Police March 5, 2016