Definitions by Gaylord_Police

gaylord faggot

A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.

"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

gaylord faggot by Gaylord_Police March 5, 2016