The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)
I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.
To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.
"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).