gauge fuck
gauge fuck by Rikey Slade September 22, 2010
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gauge fuck
1. When gay men gauge their penis and have sexual intercourse through the gauged hole because no vagina is available.
2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.
2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.
1. "hey lets gauge fuck tonight!"
2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"
2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"
gauge fuck by fifteen_pink_frogs December 27, 2007
Related Words
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Gauge Fucking
Gauge Fucking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you fuck the shit out of her ears threw the hole.
Ron: Did you hear what happend to Sally last night?
Don: No, what happened?
Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!
Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.
Don: No, what happened?
Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!
Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.
Gauge Fucking by Afroguy45 November 16, 2011
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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