Garden Gnome 

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

Garden Gnome by Bob December 20, 2004

Garden gnome 

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

Garden gnome by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

garden gnome 

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

garden gnome by thdang April 11, 2019

garden gnome 

What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"

Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!

garden gnome by blizard29 August 28, 2009

garden gnome 

Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.

"I would like one for me"

-garden gnome, July 11th 2021

garden gnome by FreshTrimNiranIsLife July 10, 2021

Garden Gnome 

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

Garden Gnome by BwareoftheGnomes December 15, 2008

Garden gnome 

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

Garden gnome by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020