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Garcia smoke stack

when you're so full of smoke that its coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt and penis!!
put the nozzel of a leaf blower with a streamroller on the back side in your mouth, light, and squeez trigger until you have smoke coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt, and penise. tjere you have a Garcia smoke stack
Garcia smoke stack by OGsmokey December 24, 2017

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food 

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

san pedro garza garcia 

nicest place on earth and 2time winner the happiest place on america, its like usa, but much better, kinda hollywoood, when all rickmans and artists live, a controlled city besides monterrey when there is no violence and no poor people
i would like to live in the happiest place on earth, in san pedro garza garcia

Sergio Garcia 

A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.

the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.

he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"

Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"

matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
Sergio Garcia by vijay singh March 7, 2009

Sandy Garcia 

Partaking in sexual activity on a beach with a female of mexican descent.
I gave her a Sandy Garcia.
Sandy Garcia by mrbabes March 6, 2010

Sam Garcia

Defined by Hollywood's elite by Cheese. See US Weekly's November 2003 issue for a quote by Julia Roberts backing this example.
No thanks, I'm SAM GARCIA intolerant...so I can't eat dairy
Sam Garcia by big fat amy December 25, 2010