One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.
Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia
by TAPOUT February 29, 2008
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Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".
Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)
by Croz September 13, 2004
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Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.
Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.
by IL4DD November 03, 2017
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The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.
I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.
by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013
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One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.
amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia
by marcus fon April 04, 2011
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When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.
She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!
by Heavy GG May 15, 2018
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Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...
Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...
by Barney Barney December 14, 2020
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