garbage sale 

What a garage sale really is. It's where you sell your left over garbage for less than 20 dollars, unless you're a cheapskate.

The neighbors just cleaned out their house, and are now having a garbage sale.

garbage sale by Alexi August 31, 2003

garage sale trail 

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

garage sale trail by knowman December 20, 2011

garage sale masochism 

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

garage sale masochism by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

garage sale 

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies

1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents

garage sale by christin September 6, 2003

midnight garage sale 

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

midnight garage sale by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

garage sale 

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

garage sale by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003

garage sale pussy 

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

garage sale pussy by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009