garage sale

An event held by those wishing to sell their junk to others foolish enough to buy it.

I went to a garage sale and bought this broken lawnmower.

by the rawsonator September 1, 2003

garage sale

When a woman has too much junk for sale, aka giant ass.

Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a garage sale!

by Ben "Scraps" Grimm August 16, 2005

garage saling

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 14, 2010

Garage Saleing

Noun. The act of going to multiple garage sales.

My friend just got done garage saleing.

by Cowboy Phred June 19, 2010

garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 18, 2011

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019