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Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’
Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!
Gastonk by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020
An area of downtown Vancouver, BC. It borders on the impoverished East Side but isn't quite as run-down (though it has some of the seediness). A hub of culture and nightlife in the city, it is home to bars, clubs, restaurants and smoke shops. While not quite as polished and family-friendly as other areas of town, Gastown has a charm that sets it apart from the rest of the downtown scene.
Let's head over to Gastown for some drinks.
Gastown by vinylrose February 17, 2009

Gaston Trailer Park 

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

Glastonbury High School 

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School