An expression of onomonopeai just like Bang or Kaboom. You say fwoomph when something large hits the ground or when something critical to the mission is achieved while stoned.
Stoner 1: Dude, did you see that dude fall when he uhh fell?
Stoner 2: Ya, he hit the ground like fwoomph!
An adjective used to describe a man with large hairy genitals who has a fetish for having oral performed on him directly after anal sex. Also known as being a Bestic
It means everything and nothing, all of it and none of it. When you stumble over a word, a fwemph is what takes its place. Chuck Norris named his son Fwemph in honour of its awesomeness.