One who leaves work early and goes on an all day drinking and/or smoking bender. Typically starts at 11:30am to 12pm and last till 4:00 to 5pm on workdays. The person never returns to work and usually finds a watering hole where they won't be seen. There can be one to several people at a one of these events.
This day is off to a bad start, looks like we will be on a fusco by 11:30am. You pick the spot, I will see who else wants to join the fusco.
by Fusco'r July 08, 2012
-Dan is failing school, loves to party, and gets stoned every afternoon.
-What a bad ass
-Naw he's fusco.
-What a bad ass
-Naw he's fusco.
by Dr.Soviet April 07, 2011
by Johnny thick dick May 05, 2019
Fusco is known by many of his friends, most notably fletcher, as being a really sexy, and wonderfull person. He is known for making the infamous meme, JUNE IS A MONTH NAME
by Fusc0 November 19, 2021
The Biggest ghetto-est jack-ass in the planet
she is the most kool-aid drinkinest bad-ass mama-jama evahh
she is the most kool-aid drinkinest bad-ass mama-jama evahh
by Fa8tee December 13, 2010
A mutilated 32 year old foreskin, who's ingrown hair follicles are used to grow dilapidated gypsy testicles in a petri dish.
Manfri: Doc, when... when will I once again feel the squishy moist sack that has terrorized my village for decades, dangling between my hairy legs again?
Dr. Vano: We don't know, the Fusco is being prepped as we speak
Dr. Vano: We don't know, the Fusco is being prepped as we speak
by DomFe February 06, 2018
MIKEY FUSCO MORE LIKE MIKEY FUKSO! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT HE CAN EVEN GIVE A GIRL A BONER! THAT'S RIGHT LADY'S CAN GET FEMALE BONERS! OH MY GOD BUT YEAH THE DEFFINITION OF MIKEY IS PERFECTION AND AMAZE BALLS!
Me: Mikey Fusco Is giving me a lady boner
Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon-
Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...
Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon-
Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...
by ToBeOneLovez December 11, 2013