funions

The good food that tears right through one Mr. Jeffery B Kroner

Girl: "What some funions?"
Jeffery Kroner: "No bubba they tear right through me"

by BMBBOIIIISSSS July 10, 2019

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

by djbenno August 5, 2008

Butt Funion

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.

by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003

Someone that has sexual intercourse with a funion (a fried onion snack) on a friends bed while the friend is playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4.

1. That kid is a funion fucker, insn't that kinky?

by RHCPfan March 30, 2007

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.

My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions

by Luvern Smalls March 1, 2007

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax December 19, 2015