fungy

fungy is a word used when something is both funny, and funky.

wow, my sandwich is two weeks old! thats so fungy.

by masmine jasters August 8, 2019

Fungi

A mushroom.

The flower said to the mushroom you used to be a fungi to take to parties, until they found all the decomposed bodies.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

Fungie

someone that is worthless in our world.loser

Caitlynn is such a fungie

by fungie May 20, 2004

Fungi

Fungi is a Male gorillas in between toe jam that they feed the pinapple that they are thrusting.

Gorilla 1: hey do you hVe any fungi?
Gorilla 2: not bro I'm still caught up on my unagi injury.

by Gorillalover5000 August 25, 2019

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Sac Fungi

The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.

Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?

Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.

by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010

Jungle Fungi

A commonly used term used to describe any type of STD or VD. Usually when caught in Africa.

"I'm so getting some tonight" Johnny
"Back off man, you don't want to get any Jungle Fungi." Adam

by SauceyJ219 August 8, 2008