cougar's life

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

( based on the internet site cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Gary Ridgway

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013

cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma August 26, 2014

cougar's life

( from the internet site cougarslife.com): a life based on hedonism and sexual immorality

For a cougar's life experience, go see Hugh Hefner or Bernie Maddoff

by Sexydimma March 9, 2017

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Cougar’s Cradle

A stoner ritual where a partially spent bowl (the cougar) is lovingly blended with fresh green herb (the cradle) to create a perfectly balanced hit — one seasoned, one innocent. The mix preserves the potency of what remains while awakening it with new life, delivering a smooth, efficient, and spiritually thrifty session.

Used in vaporizers, bowls, or any setup where the half-burned meets the barely-touched.

🗣 “You loading a fresh bowl?”
👑 “Nah, bro… it’s a Cougar’s Cradle tonight. Little old, little new — just how she likes it.”

by GreenArchivist March 9, 2026

pre-cougar syndrome

A woman in her late 20's to early 30's who is starting to yearn for the taste of yummy young 18 to 23 year old men. She is willing to do anything to them with no strings attached. When her much older husband or boyfriend pisses her off, her inward craving is intensified by wanting to try something new and exciting. This is nothing serious, just something to satisfy her appetite. She can have as many morsels as she pleases; if they get their hearts or backs broken, its not her fault. Beware!

Look at the way she is staring at me, she looks like she wants to jump my bones! She is almost thirty, and I am barely legal! Okay! She definately has pre-cougar syndrome.

by Tecniq November 30, 2011