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fulldouche 

adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times
i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche
fulldouche by levi parker September 5, 2007
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Bulldoucher 

𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿
/bʊl:du ʃə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a douchebag that admits it has a bulldozer approach, but claims they are committed to changing - an assertion that is likely more bullsh!t.

#Auspol #ScottyTheCompletePsycho #ScottyTheBulldozer
"I know (that) Australians know I can be a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues," - Scott Morrison, May 13th 2022

"More like a fucking bulldoucher approach, you feckless gobshite!" - The rest of Australia, shortly thereafter.

fuckdouchery 

Someone who has immensely bad ideas, that they insist on implementing , which of course turns out to be a fucked up mess, then the person is in absolute denial of how fucked up it is, acts like a douche bag.
Obamacare is fuckdouchery at it's best.
fuckdouchery by Awgy July 9, 2017

Fagldouche 

A mix between a faggot and a douchebag. Typical used when an individual is presumed gay and or is the equivalent to a talking, sopping, sack of decroding shit. Without a doubt one of the most offensive words in the English language often used to provoke fights and or utterly disigrate ones ego.
Steve: What the FUCK chad, you broke my LEGO Death Star

Chad: Chill out bro, I accidentally kicked it over when I was clapping your sisters cheeks
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK BRO SHES ONLY TWELVE
Chad: whatever bro if it’s on the clock it can catch this cock
Steve: I’m going to fucking kill you, you fagldouche!
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Fagldouche by GoofyGoose62 May 20, 2018

fudouche 

Simply put someone who is a fucking douche. FUcking + DOUCHE = FUDOUCHE
Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.

Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.
fudouche by MoreDumbStuff August 23, 2017

Full-Douche 

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
Full-Douche by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
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