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Bulldoucher 

𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿
/bʊl:du ʃə/

𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯

a douchebag that admits it has a bulldozer approach, but claims they are committed to changing - an assertion that is likely more bullsh!t.

#Auspol #ScottyTheCompletePsycho #ScottyTheBulldozer
"I know (that) Australians know I can be a bit of a bulldozer when it comes to issues," - Scott Morrison, May 13th 2022

"More like a fucking bulldoucher approach, you feckless gobshite!" - The rest of Australia, shortly thereafter.

fuckdouchery 

Someone who has immensely bad ideas, that they insist on implementing , which of course turns out to be a fucked up mess, then the person is in absolute denial of how fucked up it is, acts like a douche bag.
Obamacare is fuckdouchery at it's best.
fuckdouchery by Awgy July 9, 2017

Fagldouche 

A mix between a faggot and a douchebag. Typical used when an individual is presumed gay and or is the equivalent to a talking, sopping, sack of decroding shit. Without a doubt one of the most offensive words in the English language often used to provoke fights and or utterly disigrate ones ego.
Steve: What the FUCK chad, you broke my LEGO Death Star

Chad: Chill out bro, I accidentally kicked it over when I was clapping your sisters cheeks
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK BRO SHES ONLY TWELVE
Chad: whatever bro if it’s on the clock it can catch this cock
Steve: I’m going to fucking kill you, you fagldouche!
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Fagldouche by GoofyGoose62 May 20, 2018

fudouche 

Simply put someone who is a fucking douche. FUcking + DOUCHE = FUDOUCHE
Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.

Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.
fudouche by MoreDumbStuff August 23, 2017

Full-Douche 

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
Full-Douche by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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