Someone who has immensely bad ideas, that they insist on implementing , which of course turns out to be a fucked up mess, then the person is in absolute denial of how fucked up it is, acts like a douche bag.
A mix between a faggot and a douchebag. Typical used when an individual is presumed gay and or is the equivalent to a talking, sopping, sack of decroding shit. Without a doubt one of the most offensive words in the English language often used to provoke fights and or utterly disigrate ones ego.
Steve: What the FUCK chad, you broke my LEGO Death Star
Chad: Chill out bro, I accidentally kicked it over when I was clapping your sisters cheeks
Steve: WHAT THE FUCK BRO SHES ONLY TWELVE
Chad: whatever bro if it’s on the clock it can catch this cock
Steve: I’m going to fucking kill you, you fagldouche!
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Scenario 1: Guy brings your ex girlfriend to your house and introduces her to your wife as your ex girlfriend. That guy is a fudouche.
Scanerio 2: Girlfriend knows you are out for a guys night and texts you every 20 minutes to see what you are doing. That girl is totally being a fudouche.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.