An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.
Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.
by therightword July 10, 2010
Rob: I heard that barney snorted a shitload of crack.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.
Ron: That's not even close, Charlie Sheen snorted a whole fuckton.
by LeTrollski October 8, 2011
Fuckton means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a fuckton you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 144 - ex) 7x144= 1,008
5. it takes 1,008 pretzels to make a fuckton of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x144= 432.
(This is not to be confused with shitload, which would be x6, not x144.)
A FUCKTON OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x144= 576 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x144= 1,152 stop signs
by SIUnitMaster October 6, 2011
by Chattervine89 January 9, 2017
by CreativeInsomnia1 November 3, 2020
A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.
Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...
by Awesometoast February 18, 2010