by The Worm Ann June 7, 2013
by horhey September 3, 2006
Fucksticks are traditionally home-schooled. They try hard to set themselves apart at a young age by wearing dark fingernail polish, Mohawks, chains to hold keys to their inevitably douchey automobile, and other gothic-like fashions. As they grow into their teens they traditionally lack social skills, and tend to be reclusive. For this reason, they tend to skip the traditional college experience - derived from their underdeveloped social skills - and study academia that will land them a career that requires minimal social interaction. Also, due to a major lack of self-esteem they marry at a very young age. Partly because they don't think they can do any better than the first person that expresses interest, but moreover because they're disinterested in partaking in any post-collegiate social activities and are ready to "settle down" and be homebodies. Fucksticks can vary by age but fuckstickness is predominant in younger males in their 20s and 30s. Fuckstickness slowly decreases with age, especially when treated with therapy from the fuckstick's surroundings, typically family or co-workers.
by ridersOfTheStorm August 16, 2011
Used in the movie "Shawshank Redemption" and probably fag-prison-gaurd code for a honking huge wank. But it was funny.
by _ June 4, 2003
by Geoffy. February 1, 2009
someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone
two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington
by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013
It is the act of a girl jerking off two guys at once under her armpits with her arms crossed. Then when the men cum, she closes her armpits tightly and pulls her hands towards her face and sniffs the jizm violently and gives a sigh of relief.
HOLY QUEEF WELLINGTON BATMAN! Jordan and Freckles just got the Gallagher Fucksticks from Cindy. I am so jealous cause only the freakiest of bitches can do that shit! What a superstar!
by Dr. Butt Cherry March 10, 2009