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fucking pagan 

First and foremost this is NOT an insult to any people who are pagans. This phrase plays off of misconceptions that people have who view pagans as very mystical and spacey.

The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.

The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).
-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*
fucking pagan by Angus Ubangus August 12, 2006
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backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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