fucking pagan 

First and foremost this is NOT an insult to any people who are pagans. This phrase plays off of misconceptions that people have who view pagans as very mystical and spacey.

The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.

The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).

-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*

fucking pagan by Angus Ubangus August 12, 2006

backwards fucking pageantry 

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

backwards fucking pageantry by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004