is a girl who doen't like one of "those guys" new hair cut. Can also be discribed as a girl who doen't let some guido grind on her at the club.
These guys can also be described as a steroid taking, hair gel abusing, fake tan wearing, colar popped, jagerbomb and heineken drinking kind of guy. My advice stay away from them.
yeah i got a new fuckin hair cut and if she doesn't like it she's a fuckin skank. fuckin shank. fuckin skank
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.