This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 31, 2023
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What one calls someone when they are about to fucking kill them because they are mean
by A very epic and strong man September 28, 2021
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The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.
I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.
by Assdickmcfuckface March 14, 2022
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sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.


Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 13, 2009
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An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.
Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again
by Hairymenacingfoot January 4, 2022
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