fuck you kitty

When your cat does anything other than what you want it to.

you: "here, kitty, kitty."

your cat: (ignores you and starts licking it's ass)

you:"fuck you kitty"

by MA Schmidt March 07, 2008

Fuck you kitty

Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.

1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"

by Gamer2401 July 28, 2010