Fuck You Day

November 10.
Greet everyone with a fuck you and some homemade itching powder down their pants.

To everyone who's been asking for it: watch yourself on this day.

To everyone who's been asked for it: go ahead, knock your socks off.

A sacred holiday. Do not fuck with Fuck You Day.

Fuck You Day by Guess whooooooooooooooooooooo January 21, 2009

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fuck you day

The day of the week when you do whatever it is that you like.

"Hey Joe, Want to work today?" - Joe's Boss
"Hmmm... What is today, Oh it's Saturday, Fuck You."

"Bill, would you please clean your room?" - Bill's Mom
"With all good intentions mom, It's Fuck You Day, so Fuck You." - Bill

fuck you day by BenjaminWeasel September 15, 2007

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Fuck You Day

April 12th is “ Fuck You Day “

You go around flipping off random people

“ It’s fuck You Day hoe “

Fuck You Day by GayLampPost May 25, 2018

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Fuck You Day

April 17th is “Fuck You Day”.

Make sure it is the first thing that is said right when you wake up, and make sure you use it at least 64 times throughout the day. Greet them with a “Fuck You” and make all your dreams come true!

Fuck you, Michael! How are you today? It’s a lovely day here in Misery. Happy Fuck You Day!

Fuck You Day by BBBE_thatsme April 17, 2019