Originally invented in the dirty 30's by Jacques Cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the
late 90's by some dude in Scotford. The Scotford Skull Fuck is an off-the-wall role playing
sex adventure technique in which one
person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight ass) dons a SCBA (Self-Contained-Breathing-Apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. The other player in this sex-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, penis, strap on, dildo, horsecock) into the SCBA mask mouthpiece. A full on
face-fuck ensues for the next
37 minutes, until one of the parties involved passes out from pure
orgasmic enjoyment... or over exertion.
The wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
Crash: Hey dood, you ever role
play before?
Christian: Yeah man, my girl diggs it!
Crash: Well I Scotford
Skull Fuckked your girl last
night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
Christian: Bastad.