Fuck shirt

A type of boy who never wears shirts.

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

T shirt Fuck

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021

Fuckshit

Synonym to 'Nonsense'

That boy is on some fuckshit!

by ExpoBoi April 4, 2020

Fuckshit

An episode of behavior in which a person is on a type of rampage in any and all levels of their being. Irrational, hateful, neglectful, disrespectful and above all illogical behaviors rule a person when they are on some fuckshit. Though not always, fuckshit is precipitated with a large consumption of drugs, usually of various types and almost always an over indulgence in them all.

Mike got on some fuckshit over the weekend. He went and ripped off Steven $50, Jason for $80, and Danny for $100. After that he beat up on his girlfriend, went to Wal-Mart and got popped for trying to shoplift a few bottles of superglue. Now the mother fucker's in jail and don't know how he got there. Suppose it's my task to go and fill the poor bastard in on all his fuckshit from this weekend.

by Nikki Stixx August 13, 2020

fuckshitbollockscunt

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet

"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

by Fludence March 9, 2009

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)

"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

by Clayton Liberty April 1, 2008