fuck cold
fuck cold by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
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fuck cold
1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm
1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...
fuck cold by eriCartman December 28, 2007
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Stone cold fuck
When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.
Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.
Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.
I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.
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Cold Fuck
Sexual intercourse without any emotional connection.
One night stand sex
Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another
One night stand sex
Popular with sex addicts and horny young males who cold fuck one partner after another
Scenario;
cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated
Female
"hey, what about me"?
Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck
"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!
cold fuck couple, Male has just ejaculated
Female
"hey, what about me"?
Male - now sitting back at his computer looking for next cold fuck
"finish yourself off then call a taxi"!
Cold Fuck by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009
Ice Cold Fuck
Ice Cold Fuck by Giggity God Dammit March 14, 2009
Cold War Fuck Face Off
The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."
John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
Cold War Fuck Face Off by Chemlock March 16, 2009
cold as fuck
adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.
cold as fuck by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012
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