Fuck yo couch

go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga

by Master of Ceremonies August 2, 2008

fuck yo shit

To violently force one's beer from their grasp using a downward motion with one's fist; To force someone off balance whilst intoxicated; A statement used while in the act of forcing someone to go asleep.

"Hey are you OK?!? Here let me help you up...Fuck yo shit!"

Hey man can I have one of those vitamins? Fuck yo shit!"

by Bark at these fools July 11, 2008

Fuck Yo Couch

Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.

1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.

3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.

by rwqetrykhidcjhjlkdfdtydv,m June 6, 2006

fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.

fuck yo couch homie!!!

by Dizzzzy May 27, 2006

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.

Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.

by iamyouduck November 30, 2009

Fuck yo couch

A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.

*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."

by The1965Ghost March 2, 2010

nigga, fuck yo truce

It means to say, "no, we are not Okay, i am not good with you"

If one person does something and then says are we all good, if one of the guys is not content with what happened to him, he can say "nigga, fuck yo truce" to say that no, we are not on good terms.

by Og nigga October 27, 2013