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fruit stand

a bunch of mince boys were dancing to the YMCA in the fruit stand
fruit stand by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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Fruit Stand

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.

fruit stand

A gay bar with no bar stools
The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha
fruit stand by Barbaro March 3, 2007

Mexican Fruit Stand 

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.
I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
Mexican Fruit Stand by vinxanity March 30, 2015

lobster at a fruit stand 

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

Danish Fruit Stand 

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
Danish Fruit Stand by KT2172 July 7, 2011

fruitstand 

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other
Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's
fruitstand by chickenman June 12, 2003
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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