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Fruit Stand

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.

fruit stand

A gay bar with no bar stools
The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha
fruit stand by Barbaro March 3, 2007

Mexican Fruit Stand 

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.
I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
Mexican Fruit Stand by vinxanity March 30, 2015

lobster at a fruit stand 

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

Danish Fruit Stand 

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
Danish Fruit Stand by KT2172 July 7, 2011

fruitstand 

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other
Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's
fruitstand by chickenman June 12, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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