fruit stand

a gay bar

a bunch of mince boys were dancing to the YMCA in the fruit stand

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

fruit stand

A gay bar with no bar stools

The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha

by Barbaro March 3, 2007

Fruit Stand

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.

Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.

by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 29, 2006

Mexican Fruit Stand

When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.

I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.

by vinxanity March 30, 2015

lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011