1.A person of any age with a large amount of knowledge and experience pertaining to working in fast food resturants making fries and the sort. 2. A person who is dedicated to the making of french fries for a fast food resturant usually having a large array of hair nets and name tags.
Fryologist : I know that you are new to working here, but your fries need more salt
Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.
A method of torture (or hedonistic pleasure) where one is forced (or helped) face-up under a frozen yogurt or soft-serve ice cream dispenser. The subject experiences a sensation (or delight) similar to that of waterboarding.
"The penalty for filling your bag with snacks from the kitchen is froyoboarding."
Your girlfriend breaks up with you via text message, you break down crying like a little girl and say, "This is fropolous, how could she do such a fropolous thing in such a fropolous way?"
Or
Usain Bolt smashes another world record without breaking a sweat, that is absolutely fropolous!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.