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Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014

Frostin' 

A word used in place of "chill" or "cool"
Frostin'. You frostin'. He- she- me... frostin'. Frostin'; frostinology; the study of frostin'.

Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."

"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
Frostin' by hellafrostin May 10, 2014

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
Frosting A Log by boowack2000 May 20, 2010

frostnipistan 

According to Prince Harry, this word means “when you’re todger/penis has frostbite and you need to put Elizabeth Arden cream on it to bring it back to life.”
“The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.”
frostnipistan by Prince Todger January 12, 2023

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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