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frosten

An artist who gets his inspiration by being in cold whether.

Usually derogatory use in England, especially common in the Falkland Islands and New Zealand.
"Oh, he's going to frosten all evening, eh?"
by pynroma April 9, 2022
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Frosted Log

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
by Aultow August 12, 2014
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Frostin'

A word used in place of "chill" or "cool"
Frostin'. You frostin'. He- she- me... frostin'. Frostin'; frostinology; the study of frostin'.

Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."

"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
by hellafrostin May 10, 2014
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Frosting A Log

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.
by boowack2000 May 20, 2010
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frostnipistan

According to Prince Harry, this word means “when you’re todger/penis has frostbite and you need to put Elizabeth Arden cream on it to bring it back to life.”
The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan.”
by Prince Todger January 12, 2023
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Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
by Gavroy January 10, 2016
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