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from scratch 

cooking without any ingredients mixed before buying them, but rather buying each ingredient individually
How do I make a banana cream pie from scratch?
from scratch by evoldfield May 30, 2006

Linux from scratch 

Linux from scratch is a way of trolling new Linux users into wasting thier time with compiling useless compilers to compile other useless compilers to compile neofetch which doesn't even display a custom ascii logo because your useless distribution doesn't have one so all of that doesn't even lead to you getting any karma over on r/unixporn.
WHOHOO I finally managed to get into a tty and now I'm gonna go over and tell everyone i use Linux from scratch, wait i forgot to install X important system utility and have to start over NOOOO
Linux from scratch by Zsh4 January 9, 2022

blow him from scratch 

Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.

Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.

If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.

Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
blow him from scratch by @muchnerve December 8, 2022

Cook-from-scratch snob 

People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.

Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.

linux from scratch 

a linux installation meant as a teaching tool with no package manager lmao
who even uses linux from scratch
linux from scratch by linuxboy June 24, 2021

Cooking From Scratch 

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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