from Pharaonic Egypt 

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a small boy, from elementary school, and his mother are walking on the street and the boy suddenly says:

boy (who was born in the early 2000's): hey what is that thing in a plastic cabin? is this contraption from Pharaonic Egypt, because, IMHO it literally belongs in a natural history museum, cuz I haven't seen that many, so therefore it must be a rare specimen.

mother: no James, sweetie, this contraption is not from Pharaonic Egypt, or whatever term you just used that's probably from an urban dictionary. It is called a public pay phone, ( mother sighs to herself, yes i am that ancient) and it's used just as a regular house phone when you happen to bve in public and either your cell phone is out of juice and needs to be recharged or you live on your own own a shoe string budget and can't exactly afford to pay an expensive cell phone and/or the bill that comes along with it. All you do is put in quarters, and call whoever you need to call.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma May 8, 2012

from Pharaonic Egypt 

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.

from Pharaonic Egypt by Uncle Dimma January 28, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008