An unorthodox name picked by someone who has no end in mind. This person does not see the difficulties that will arise in trying to address them by using this name.
A: Hey Sean, have you seen Friend?
B: You're my Friend.
A: No.. I mean Friend Koay
by WoshiMoshi October 2, 2015
A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.
Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*
by DLG June 30, 2003
Someone you haven't slept with yet.
John and I were friends...until I slept with him.
by gryphic April 29, 2009
noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008
A friend is someone with whom you share the fondest of memories....but those that only you will understand .... exchanging mugs of coffee three doors down, a time share cat named Joseph, on the road telephone conversations into the night,cooking Christmas turkey, tequila shooters, and When Harry Met Sally.
A friend is someone that you can snuggle into on the couch and laugh and cry and talk, or do nothing at all.
A friend is someone who is honored with the title of best friend and will always hold it, even though circumstances change around them, time grows scarce, lives grow busy, minds grow forgetful and the opportunities for that closeness are not as available anymore.
A friend breathes deeper and diverse meanings into the word love.
A friend is someone who is always held close in the heart no matter the distance between three houses.
When considering together the earth's gravitational pull, both the quantum theory and the theory of relativity and the sound waves emitted by good and not so good (but nastalgic all the same) 80s music i can quite boldly say....i miss my friend Ben.
by maidenofthemoor May 19, 2006
Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money
friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...
by Faux-vie November 10, 2007
a friend will help you move
a good friend will help you move the body
by prax February 13, 2014