fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

fried eggs

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Fried Egg

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

by Doc Madness April 2, 2011

Fried Eggs

When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.

People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.

by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009

Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

by J92 September 15, 2016