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(v.) term used by friends and supporters of stupid jibteks from Toronto whenever said warriors end up in prison for doing the stupidest shit imaginable. Instances of useless methheads "going to the bin" over and over for the same thing are so common that local prisons are considering installing revolving doors just for the tweakers. "Free up" is usually posted excessively on facebook, in statuses and on the jibtek's page while waiting for them to get out, just to go back again.
Friend 1: "Yo man Dwizzy's in the bin for trying to stab an old lady in the jugular with a plastic fork when he was trying to steal her coin purse!"

Friend 2: "What the fuck?! But my boy Dwizzy is such a great guy and contributes so much to society! FREE UP!"

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Dwizzy: "Yo man I got out finally but I'm goin' back to the Don in two days man sorry"

Friend: "Oh no, what now?! Those fucking police man, always putting innocent people in the bin!"

Dwizzy: "Tell me about it man I only broke into 3 cars and hardly took much"

Friend: "Wow what assholes! Why are they trying to get in the way of your innocent and productive lifestyle? Come on man, FREE UP!"
free up by 416troll May 21, 2011
Words you can keep
A post made on forums (ususally of the Buy,Sell,Trade persuasion) as an excuse to move that thread to the top of the list, thus making it easier for more people to see.
Nice stuff man, free up
free up by pbnationuser May 24, 2009

free up nhyboa 

So basically im going to have a pop and i think this means free up my guy from jail still
"free up nhyboa" said Jack "shushhhhh"said Jack
free up nhyboa by lemonandlime December 10, 2019

Free me up 

Verb - to release or give space to someone.
Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.
Free me up by J_Nice November 12, 2019

free it up 

The process of a female allowing her most intimate parts to be enjoyed by a nearby male

'it' being her pum
"She frees it up to bare man, she must be a sket"
"I'll come to your bashment if you free it up"
free it up by Tito Deez December 9, 2008

Fuck-Up Free Zone 

A "Fuck-Up Free Zone". Generally used ironically to imply last minute correction of potentially expensive errors without senior parties being aware.
"Oh shit Nick. I’ve noticed the senior management of our business are incapable of organising a piss up in a lake of Guinness meaning we didn’t realise which design had been finalised. Let’s just secretly botch this crappy logo onto the back of the box to ensure a Fuck-Up Free Zone."
Fuck-Up Free Zone by AuToMoDuLaTeD October 2, 2013

Free dick sign up sheet 

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Free dick sign up sheet by Fkdover February 24, 2023
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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