free ride

IN BRIEF: something for nothing; an easy time; taking part in something without contributing anything.

NOTE: Someone that wants it easy all the time is only out for a free ride.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 10, 2010

Free Ride

Free ride is when a woman rides a guy's dick.

Corrion wanted to give Vanessa a free ride in the bathroom stalls.

by No Name Chocolate Cake May 31, 2016

Free Ride

When Marijuana smokers are smoking together they tend to pass the Marijuana Joints in a circle. To make it fair they usually take the same amount of Tokes, if they don't then they are Free Riding...just taking as much smoke as they can before they pass it on.

Dave: Is it a Free Ride?

Ben: Yes, I've been Free Riding.

by davedapunk June 23, 2005

Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex

My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

by cerberus98 May 25, 2011

I didn’t ask for a free ride

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.

I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time

by eggfartlover August 13, 2022

free moustache ride?

When a male performs oral sex on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself.

I heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?

by randy the kount October 27, 2010

Free Rider

Someone who gives no fucks about what they're doing, no planning or scheduling, just riding around doing anything they please.

Three free riders showed up at Joe's crib for a quick pick up at 4 AM, to later go egg a house and hit up Wawa.

by Medplayz May 29, 2015