A creeper. Someone who acts very strangely, or unhuman, and could be easily mistaken as a retard. Is also used very commonly instead of the wordpedophile.
Krista: "Dude! Look at that freako over there! Why is he on top of a cat?"
Caitlin: "Major freako."
A freako is a bad freak. The antonym is feeko. Freakos are not very nice people. They are usually politicians, real estate agents, loan officers, people who work at the metro, Canadians, or car salesmen. Common symptoms of being a freako are talking too much about somethingpretty irrelevent. Freakos usually have no friends.
Freako 1 - Well, blah blah, and you should buy this, and did you like this movie it was very blah and I like bleh commercial and are you going to vote for blah? Are you going to buy that blah? That blah house is really blah. Man, You should.
Person 2 - YOU FREAKO! I WISH YOU WERE A feeko!
A mix between an Eco and a Freako. These are people concerned about the environment but choose to express that concern in the most annoying way possible or act contradictory to what they claim. Such as claiming we use too much electricy and to buy flourescent bulbs for you home and then gets into their suburban with 20 in chrome rims that gets 8 miles to the gallon.
Your social status confirmed when your friends elatedly tell you about a party THEY had to which you weren't invited and wouldn't have known about otherwise. Your fate has thus been sealed.
"You missed one heck of a party over here." "What party, CRAIG & PAUL?" "Oh, well we couldn't invite you but hey, it was awesome." Geez guys, what am I, a geeko freako?
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!