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Fragrant Vagrant 

A hobo who showers regularly or otherwise does not reek of stank. Not to be confused with vagrant fragrant.
News Anchor: A local Edison hobo was arrested this afternoon after he robbed a perfume store in Menlo Park Mall. Now that's what I call a fragrant vagrant! ...I hate this job.

Flagrant Vagrant 

A person who never has money and tries to "borrow" it from anyone they may come in contact with. They never have a job, nor do they want one! They don't have their own place so watch out because they'll ask friends, or even people they just met, if they can stay for "just a day or two" but usually end up staying until you kick them out! There's no shame for this vagrant because they will most likely even ask you for cash or loose change. . . In a flagrant and almost entitled manner.
"Yo, heads up! Here comes Billy and you know that flagrant vagrant's gonna be asking us for something!"

Flagrant Fucktard Flagrant Vagrant Douche
Flagrant Vagrant by Apple D-Lite September 18, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026