An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
by a guy at wwphs$ June 14, 2017
The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017
by hambone October 19, 2003
Yo, Scotty. How's Nate's "fractured prune"?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
Brb, Stacy, gotta go to Fractured Prune.
So, how's fractured prune?
by theMasterofRok June 19, 2017
Noun: A horrific injury to the ass bone (coccyx) that generally only afflicts stunt cyclists. Can only officially be diagnosed by physicians.
Of all his long list of injuries, washed up stunt cyclists Dean Devin boasts the most of his Fractured Ass.
by KingJamesDaTurd December 6, 2020
by Dickhole February 25, 2018
It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)
by Patytu October 22, 2019