Fortunati

Manly, Proud, Strong. A chic magnet. Master of all things one sees

Andrew Fortunati is the man

by Andrew Fortunati December 3, 2003

Ellie Fortunati

The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with

Ellie Fortunati is the greatest ever

by EllieF February 5, 2022

bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

fortniting

an verb to describe someone playing fortnite.

her: what you doing?
you: im fortniting right now

by Ello am a Yijie June 2, 2018

Frotulation

Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.

—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory

"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."

by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008