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(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021
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unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
by Monique Lester July 4, 2014
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fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
by Cdogbox February 5, 2014
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Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018
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Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby
Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH
by Lilwindexmatt March 8, 2020
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fortunate son

The classic vietnam war song, Played in every vietnam war era movie, Its considered to be overused and theres many more good vietnam era songs, But you can't deny that fortunate motherfucking son is a classic
(2 people watching a movie)

person 1: Damn I love this movie

person 2: Yeah me too

(fortunate son starts playing)

person 1: Goddamn it, They overuse that fucking song

person 2: Yeah they do, But its still good
by AssDestroyer69420 February 17, 2022
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