Forklift Certified
Forklift Certified by Alexei DeVoss September 14, 2020
Word of the Day on July 31, 2023
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Forklift Certified
Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.
Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.
The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
Forklift Certified by REALkj May 2, 2021
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Forklift Certified
A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke
Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
Forklift Certified by Hdhdgdg ok dh August 12, 2023
Forklift Certified
When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Forklift Certified by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022
Forklift certified
"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
Forklift certified by Hungry Joe71 July 30, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026