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Flu Fright 

1. The irrational fear of a new influenza virus, stoked by hysterical news reporting and inaccurate information. 2. A way to increase ad sales and viewership on 24-hour news channels.
Susan is suffering from a bad case of Flu Fright. She's cancelled all of her committee meetings and refuses to come to work.
Flu Fright by Peter Kobs April 30, 2009

pee fright

The inability to urinate when in the presence of others. Pee fright may kick in, even when in a closed stall if you simply know another human being is within proximity. Applicable to both males and females.
"I was really desperate to pee, but I got pee fright Anna walked into the bathroom to brush her teeth."
pee fright by cc2005 May 12, 2007

Forsight 

The ability to look into the future and see yourself being a idiot and thereby stop yourself from becoming said idiot.
John almost bought the TwoDaLoo toilet but his forsight told him it might be a mistake.
Forsight by Jerickson February 2, 2009

Frightened Pelican 

When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit.
Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.

Frightohoea 

The situation of either before or during a frightning event that leads to a case of diarrhoea.
I was going to go bungy jumping until I got a case of frightohoea.
Frightohoea by Wimberley December 25, 2009

stage fright 

Period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. This extended elapsed time before the piss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).
I stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.
stage fright by BigWillyStyle August 24, 2004