Frightfest

A disturbing or horrifying event or act that is generally met with suprise.

That girl's makeup was a total frightfest.

by Ethie Phillips March 2, 2007

frightentology

A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:

(1) Machiavellianism

(2) Avarice

(3) Chicanery

(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method

(5) Monetization and

(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy

The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.

Sober political and scientific discussion are impossible within frightentology

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

Fright Fest

An event held at Six Flags theme parks around the US. The most recognizable fright fest location is six flags magic mountain, in California. The haunted houses there are okay, they are good, but not great. Some names are Willoughby's Ressurected, Garden of Darkness, Aftermath, Vault 666, and Toyz of Terror 3D.

Person A: Hey, what'd you think of Willoughby's Ressurected at Fright Fest?
Person B: I thought it was really good! 10/10 would get back in line and do it again.

by glitchkid March 21, 2016

frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.

The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.

by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017