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frightentology 

A pseudo scientific and politically overactive religious cult founded upon the six wedges of:

(1) Machiavellianism

(2) Avarice

(3) Chicanery

(4) Abandonment of the Scientific Method

(5) Monetization and

(6) Subjugation of the Individual via Hysteria driven Policy

The identity of these wedges have until now been considered esoteric knowledge; as knowledge of these wedges renders the cult powerless to sway the individual to act against their own interests. They are called wedges because they are intended to separate the individual believer from their money, self reliance, self direction and reality.
Sober political and scientific discussion are impossible within frightentology
frightentology by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017

Fright Fest 

An event held at Six Flags theme parks around the US. The most recognizable fright fest location is six flags magic mountain, in California. The haunted houses there are okay, they are good, but not great. Some names are Willoughby's Ressurected, Garden of Darkness, Aftermath, Vault 666, and Toyz of Terror 3D.
Person A: Hey, what'd you think of Willoughby's Ressurected at Fright Fest?
Person B: I thought it was really good! 10/10 would get back in line and do it again.
Fright Fest by glitchkid March 21, 2016

frightentific method 

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

frightentific facts 

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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