the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.
by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004

Nigga 1: Yo my niggas just went on a manure heist for the community garden
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit
by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015

Shit that real niggaz do, such as sellin' drugs, killin' other niggaz, fuckin' bitches and then neglectin' his kids, goin' to buy milk and never comin' back, smokin' weed, or eatin' a lot of chicken.
Alternative meaning: shit that comes out of a real nigga's intestine.
Alternative meaning: shit that comes out of a real nigga's intestine.
by Lifs July 18, 2022

real serious shit. People say it to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're real serious about whatever they said.
by Jason1170 April 25, 2007

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

by E. Mujer September 12, 2016

by real ass nigga November 20, 2006
