for real no shit

the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners.

For real no shit, this guy I once knew fell into shaft alley and lost his leg to the bilge monster.

by message_tied_to_a_brick May 26, 2004

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Real Nigga Shit

dat shit dat real niggas do. they just do

Nigga 1: Yo my niggas just went on a manure heist for the community garden
Nigga 2: Dats some real nigga shit

by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015

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Real Nigga Shit

Shit that real niggaz do, such as sellin' drugs, killin' other niggaz, fuckin' bitches and then neglectin' his kids, goin' to buy milk and never comin' back, smokin' weed, or eatin' a lot of chicken.

Alternative meaning: shit that comes out of a real nigga's intestine.

Real niggas do real nigga shit!

by Lifs July 18, 2022

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real nigga shit

real serious shit. People say it to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're real serious about whatever they said.

Nah but real nigga shit I'ma knock that mufucka down at the movies tonight.

by Jason1170 April 25, 2007

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Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

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