football hungover

The horrible morning-after hangover, when your college football team wins a nail-biter and you stay up until 4 in the morning running around on campus screaming and freaking out. Symptoms include but are not limited to voice loss, stomach-ache, and waking up 7 minutes before your 11:40 class starts.

Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.

football hungover by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010

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football hangover

The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.

Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.

Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover

football hangover by euphoniumshadow19 December 22, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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