To fondle one's ass with another one's toes by surprise, this is done through a lawn chair thus catching the person off guard.
Guy 1- "Dude, he's not looking. I could so Toe-Butt fondle him."
Guy 2- "DO IT!"
*Fondles*
Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
Guy 2- "DO IT!"
*Fondles*
Victim- "Damn it! Quit Toe-Butt Fondling me!"
by RagTags December 26, 2011
The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile
by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009
Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.
-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline
Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"
Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"
by Jergin von HYD July 5, 2012
The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-
Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
by ughlife123 June 28, 2021
by need4rice July 24, 2011
When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.
I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.
by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015
An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground
by LaDonnaMobile August 23, 2006