flyswim

Flyswim(fly-swim)-verb(action)- to move one’s body
about in various directions during suspended gravity to a rhythm in heavy
precipitation

I can see the rain coming in from the mountains.
Dripping on the window and before I know it, it talks
Reminding me that I am now temporarily confined to my home
Four walls, chambers to lurk
A temporarily imprisonment which will feel like an eternity
Only rain doesn’t keep me inside
It does, it is my mind that flies out the window
The barrier is broken
And I flyswim into the air

-Mazin AbdelAmeid and Michael Jarrell

by Michael Jarrell April 26, 2007

Flyswiparian

An omnivore who excludes beef from their diet but includes poultry, fish and sometimes pepperoni (and sometimes other meats in small quantity when they are served on pizza). Because these people do choose to include meat in their diet (seafood and poultry are muscle tissue from a live animal and therefore meat), they are not vegetarian as vegetarians do not consume meat.

Mike doesn't eat beef but he will eat things that fly, things that swim and sometimes pepperoni. He is a flyswiparian.

by RunMikeRun1 February 26, 2010

Flyswamp Dick

Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.

Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.

"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."

-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"

by OmbreHombre March 18, 2021