Flow Boy
See: Beta AF.
Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition.
Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
Flow boy: “I never said I was looking for a relationship of any sort so I don’t think I misrepresented anything. I was just going with the flow and mindful not to direct things that way.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory and I don't have space for it. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
After stating your boundaries that you don’t do casual, the flow boy proceeds to come over, hold a conversation about his therapy and attachment styles, leading you to believe he has evolved, and gets all kissy touchy on the couch leading to oral sex. A week later he has to be prompted for a follow up convo in which he replies, “I just like living life and flowing. I don’t have an issue with causal and I like hooking up with you, so it’s on you to be in control of your boundaries.” Not understanding he just overstepped your stated boundaries.
When pressed for clarity a flow boy is known to reply, “This feels really heavy and accusatory and I don't have space for it. I’m doing ENM with a few close friends now. It started a bit after we met up for the record. I can’t just change my disposition for you because this works for me right now. No one is in the wrong, we can all live how we want to live.”
Flow Boy by Alpha_Analog_Bish January 20, 2024
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