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Devil's Floss 

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.
From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"
Devil's Floss by zjme October 18, 2009

nature's dental floss 

pubic hair stuck in your teeth
I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
nature's dental floss by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Devil’s Dental Floss 

Your partners pubic hair when you’re performing oral.
My hygienist asked the secret to my healthy gums - “‘My husband has the best devil’s dental floss .”

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie 

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

Floss shrapnel 

The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth
The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.
Floss shrapnel by Cali Sandman October 21, 2010

floss her sauce 

to show off your jewelry, or stunt on someone
she floss her sauce on you .
floss her sauce by bdjekbesy October 5, 2017